wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: uncanny-xmen, via unmotivatedowl)

"Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch."

— Male proverb (via parahdocks)

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chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

(via haimshorts)

Tags: tru

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

(via fineapplepizza)

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via puto1)

Tags: obama

hakmeetstak:

Benjamin Anderson

hakmeetstak:

Benjamin Anderson

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Tags: art

  • Dan: A new lead singer is what we need.
  • Kyle: Take the weight off!
  • Dan: Exactly, I could just sit around.
  • Kyle: Fun for you, isn't it?
  • Dan: Then we can get a new keyboards player, then you could sit around with me. We could just be in the crowd watching!
  • Kyle: I've never been to a Bastille show!
  • Dan: Oh, I sort of have, when I go out in the crowd during 'Flaws', I look back...
  • Kyle: Everytime... Sneaky!
  • Dan: I know, cuz I'm such a big fan of our music!

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

(via thebandhaim)

Tags: tweets

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

(via doughnot)

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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(Source: illkim, via doughnot)

Tags: school