witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

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Tags: lorde

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Tags: moi

unfollowfriday:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

i’m calling the police

unfollowfriday:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

i’m calling the police

(via swarnpert)

toy story 2 was ok

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via 2009dansmith)

Tags: yum ref college

ima1ing:


spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

(via i-ran-over-oprah)

Dan introduces Will’s showreel

(Source: ihatebastille, via bastillleuk)

liamadonispayne:

2011 - 2014

(via giggleshrug)

Tags: hs lp

FAVORITE CELEBRITY MEME → 1/5 appearances

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Tags: ts

(Source: motelstyles, via acrtismonkeys)

Tags: hs

amazinqphil:

just look at his lil tongue poking out LOOK AT IT

amazinqphil:

just look at his lil tongue poking out LOOK AT IT

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sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

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enkiduofvideogames:

yunghau5:

unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

image

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

I can’t pick a favorite

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